2008 Academy Awards: fashion disasters

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Just when I was beginning to wonder what it would take to wake me up from this blog slumber, along comes the 2008 Academy Awards. Wow, I feel like I’ve just won a kick in the butt.

Okay, let’s start with the fashion victims of this year’s Oscar Red Carpet. I’m going to list the top three ugliest gowns and remember, these are the actresses that I know, and the list is in no particular order.

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Jennifer Hudson should have let handbags be handbags. Handbags are meant to be held in the hand, not hung over one’s neck and left to dangle over one’s chest.

While white is really flattering on her skin tone, it’s also a color that’s notorious for making the wearer appear fatter. Some long curly locks would also help hide those fabulously untoned arms, dear.

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Poor Heidi Klum, Project Runway must really be taking a toll on her. She looks like she hasn’t eaten in days.

Looks like her size zero gown is hanging by her neck. Seriously, I think her gown looks too heavy for her and is weighing her down.

Oh, and Heidi, what’s with that bun that even my grandmother wouldn’t be seen in?

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Dear Nicole Kidman has always been, to me at least, someone who tries too hard. Remember how hard she tried with those blood-red lips?

Well, this time, she’s outdone herself with a diamond overkill. The gown is pretty but why did she have to stone it to death?

The top tier of her diamond necklace would’ve sufficed beautifully. But no, she had to add two more layers to make sure we really get the idea!


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